5th Jan 2023

WE NEED YOU!

Every year we try to recruit new members into the LEU3A News@1030 discussion group whose political diversity ranges from liberal policies that promote free-market capitalism; neo-liberals agendas that want a reduction in government spending;  young conservatives who want the reintroduction of debtors prisons for those who cannot pay their bills; ultra conservatives who want another Brexit referendum; and a couple of left wing bewhiskered trouble makers. 

Meetings are held on the first Monday of the month

WARNING 

Please note that joining the group COULD mean you will FEEL  INSTANT RELIEF from fatigue, drowsiness, disorientation, headache, impaired cognition, poor memory, confusion, flu-like illness, poor stamina, blurred vision, inability to learn new things, speech slurring, hung-over feelings, sensation as if poisoned, muscle aching, degeneration of hand-writing, alcohol intolerance, sleep disturbance, mood disturbance, increased tearfulness, irritability, suicidal thoughts, extreme depression which can cause psychosis, muscle twitching, IBS, poor balance, numb patches, and increased susceptibility to infections and allergies.  

WARNING 2

Please note that joining the group COULD mean you will START  suffering from apathy, fatigue, despair, hopelessness, drowsiness, disorientation, headache, no cognition, twitching, illusions, no memory, total confusion, long covid flu-like illness, poor stamina, blurred vision, inability to learn new things, sleepless nights, speech slurring, hung-over feelings, sensation as if poisoned, muscle aching, degeneration of hand-writing, alcohol intolerance, sleep disturbance, mood disturbance, increased tearfulness, irritability, extreme depression which can cause psychosis, muscle twitching, IBS, poor balance, and increased susceptibility to infections.

On the other hand you may not experience EITHER OR NONE of these symptoms and just enjoy a delightful fun filled morning of laughter and giggles. Think about it.